i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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