Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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