I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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