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Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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