I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
My life is pants optional.
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