is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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