Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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