Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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