theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
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But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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