The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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