Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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