redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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