What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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