I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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