Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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