Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Blood and glitter go together right?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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