I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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