you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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