so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
