I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
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