is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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