using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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