i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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