we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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