That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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