It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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