at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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