It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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