No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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