at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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