White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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