I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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