My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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