I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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