have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
