I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I touched a dick in church today
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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