it wasn't lemon gatorade
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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