It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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