I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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