I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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