i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
two words...techno handjob
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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