There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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