i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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