I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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