Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
He felt like a one man threesome
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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