But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Randomize
