i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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