All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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