If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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