we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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