The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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