last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i barfeds in our rink
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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