what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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