margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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