At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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